Hello dear reader,
Space, the World Wide Web is a fascinating hodgepodge of creative reservoir and, consequently, also of various bizarre web sites - such as including "Omegle and Chat Roulette. In both is connected at random with some unknowns in the whole world sees this and then via webcam and can talk with them, via video or via chat. That of course quite comical encounters and creative outpourings come from all walks of existence, of course by itself I have even given me together with friends a fun and parties, particularly the "Chat Roulette", visited again and again as Scream-Man or gorilla disguise Teletubbies on the arm with infested.
The best conversations and snapshots that are turned into was, I have compiled for you below.
The well-tempered 3D glasses bearing types are right, we (my humble self hidden behind a mask extremely attractive). The Italians were in any case, unfortunately, not too thrilled with us and apparently felt disturbed in their communion
Connecting to server ...
're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I want a septum piercing!
You: good idea
Stranger:
You: but piercings are ugly, are not they?
Stranger: no: O
Stranger: they're awesome
Stranger: bodyart \u0026lt;3
You: no, it hurts and you'll have bad, bad infections
Stranger: not if I clean it properly
You: yes...right
You: but how can you sneeze with this thing in your nose?
Stranger: why wouldn't I be able to sneeze?
You: i don't know, maybe this septum piercing peel your flesh up when you sneeze to hard
You: *off
Stranger: haah
Stranger: doubt it
You: yeah
You: i'll do
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mit dieser überraschenden Begegnung mit den berühtem YouTube-Stars Quaputzi und Sullivan hatte der Herr Judging by his facial expression is not well calculated
following is a very philosophical conversation with a claims to read Finnish. During the conversation I had at one time a "o" is used and then they took on, I would be Finn. Then she wrote a sentence in Finnish, "Haista Vitu. I then searched me, and at the end gave me Google translator to understand that this is about the Finnish "Fuck you" acted. Very nice. After
then said "they" did not work and I've even stopped.
Connecting to server ...
're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi honey <33<3<3
Stranger: wazzap ?
You: oh very friendly
You: I think about philosophic stuff
Stranger: uu tell more ?
You: yes
You: what's the meaning of life?
You: the monty phyton too thought about this question!
Stranger: hmm.. i think that the meaning of life is fucking some bitches and then u die
Stranger: what about u ?
You: oh yes this has sense
You: i think
You: youself decide what the meaning of life is
You: and so your sense of life is to f*** some bitches and then die
You: my meaning is...
You: chatting with strangers
You: and laugh at^^
You: do you understand?
Stranger: yees that is very good too !! ;D
You: yeah
You: what are you doing
Stranger: talking with u ^^
Stranger: what about u ?
You: oh the most interesting thing in world
You: i watch stupid german tv-shows
Stranger: haha
how old are you ? You: old as the world!
You: what about you
Stranger: old as the heaven
Stranger: are u marcus!!!!?
You: who's that?
You: your boyfriend?
Stranger: just one guy who i met here..
and he is from germany too ! no he is not my boyfriend..... . D You: oh i'm not from germany
You: but i speak german
You: and a few other languages
Stranger: oops i miss understood
Stranger: niiiice what languages ?
You: never mind
You: eh
You: german, luxembourgish, english, french, a little bit japanese(I learn it) and Latin, but I don't speak it, just write
(in school) Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: where are u from then ?
You: a rich land
You: no, joke
You: luxembourg
You: oh
You: it's rich
You: never mind
Stranger:
D Stranger: i'm from finland
Stranger: it's not rich here is lama
You: no but you have Nightwish
You: and Amorphis
You: and ehhh seas!
You: many many seas!
You: and you have the best school system in the world
You: (as Pisa said)
Stranger: yeees i have !!
how do you know ? but no we don't have seas only lakes =D You: lakes i meant ups^^
Stranger: and lordi won eurovisions !
i think it sucks but so what Stranger: hihi ^^
You: ^^ they were great, it was my first touch with hard rock^^ I watched it live
You: I'm going one day to finland
You: are you girls pretty?^^
You: *your
Stranger: wow nice ! yeees expecialitly i am very pretty ^^
You: oh great
Stranger:
You: so, what are your sizes höhö
Stranger: your from finland!!!! becouse you have Ö!!!!!!
You: nooooo
Stranger: haista vittuuuuuu
You: german and luxembourgish toooo has ÖÖÖ
You: nooooo
You: i can't speak this language!
You: it's to difficult!
You: i doesn't understand anything!
Stranger: wow i didn't know that !
do you have Ä too ? Stranger: haha
You: yes and ü
You: ä ö ü
Stranger: we don't have that u with two'
You: hehe
Stranger: we have Åå ! ^^
You: omg
You: is finnish difficult?^^
Stranger: yees , it is very complicated , we have so many roles and all kind of that.. :s
You: ooooh hell
You: but its funny I think
Stranger: hihi
You: yes
Stranger: do you wanna know something finnish sentions ?
You: no^^
Stranger: haha clever answer
You: haha
You: sry it's late my brain doesn't work well
You: so i go sleep
You: good night
You: and greetings to finland!
You have disconnected.
are the dancing buffoons, as we have to admit to our regret, we have themselves After all, the worthy Mr probably amused
Connecting to server ...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello how are you
Stranger: I habbe aine large spermekanonen the Sleng unt Hengen
You: haha haha haha
You: you do not speak German
Stranger: i know ^ ^
You: pingas
Stranger: lets restart this
Stranger: hi
Stranger: *!
You: hi
Stranger: so
Stranger: this was
Stranger: fun
You: haha
Stranger: OH NOES!
Stranger: AN ICEBEAR IS CRAWLING INN MY WINDOW EATING MY ARM! ARGHH!
You: OH NO
You: DEFEND YOU!
Stranger: dont worry, i ate him
Stranger: or she.. dunno what it was o.O
You: oh good
You: did he smell good?
Stranger: nah
You: no?
Stranger: but the taste was rather awesome though
You: good
You: where do you live?
Stranger: at the northern road
Stranger: hmm... hold on
Stranger: the cubs are commin
You: oh not bad
You: cubs?
You: what's that?
Stranger: nom nom nom
You: ?
Stranger: evidently the children of the bear i just ate
You: oh you're a brutal killer
Stranger: cub = baby bear
Stranger: nopåe
Stranger: *nope
Stranger: just hungry
You: yes kaaaaaaaaarl
You: kaaaarl ate hands of human
You: because he was hungry
You: do you know him
You: it's a lama
Stranger: nope o.O
You: oh
You: well
You: so do you live in groenland?
Stranger: o.O Northern Road
Stranger: what is another word for "road"
You: ääh
You: way
Stranger: and a shortened word for "northern"
You: i don't know
You: maybe
You: polar^^
Stranger: -.-'
Stranger: "Nor"
You: "Norwegen!"
You: "weg" is the german word for "way" and "road"
Stranger: yeye... english ftw!
You: "norway"
You: yeeah
You: Norway great
Stranger: and you live in... hmm.....
Stranger: france?
Stranger: =P
You: no
You: nearly
Stranger: -.-' germany ftw!
You: no
You: not germany
You: but nearly
You: haha
Stranger: dutchland?
Stranger: holand?
You: no
Stranger: belgien?
Stranger: ah HOLD ON!
You: no, but nearly
Stranger: Austria!
You: no
Stranger: -.-*
You: too far^^
Stranger: damn u
You: its a little country
You: between france, germany and belgium
Stranger: small country...
Stranger: vatican?
Stranger: =P
You: noooo
You: ^^
You: bigger
You: here live 500.000 people
Stranger: /search google: Country with 500k citicen
Stranger: nah
You: yes
Stranger: didnt find any
You: i tell you
You: it's luxembourg
Stranger: -.-' LOL ofc
You: ^^
Stranger: bah hold on... now a damn moose is commin by
Stranger: brb
You: eat him..?
Stranger: ah.. love theese horns
Stranger: could actually use them as forks and spoons
Stranger: <3
You: we don't have dangerous animals
You: except wild swines
You: in the woods
You: but how do they open your window?!
Stranger: love thoose
Stranger: huh?
Stranger: open my window?
You: the beasts
You: who attack you
Stranger: ah
Stranger: dunno really
Stranger: never wathed em do it
Stranger: *watched
Stranger: me however, i use my imbah vikingaxe
You: yeaah
You: do you listen to norwegian black metal or viking metal?
Stranger:(Video von Tyr)
Stranger: have fun
Stranger: i listen to more hardcore too, yes
Stranger: but not that much
You: oh tyr is great
You: they're from färöer
Stranger: love em
Stranger: btw
Stranger: this one you gonna like
Stranger: SHUT UP WOMAN, GET ON MY HORSE!
You: YEEEEAH THIS IS GREAT!!!
You: i watched it a few days ago
You: LOOK AT MY HORSE MY HORSE IS AMAZING
You: haha so funny
Stranger: but got to go
Stranger: my dog is burning
You: oh
You: poor dog
You: norway is a funny country i guess^^
Stranger: ((IRL i got to go get my parents lol))
Stranger: jupp
Stranger: really akward things happen
Stranger: like mooses and polarbears that open windows and eat doors o.O
Stranger: quite fun
You: omfg
You: the world is full of wonders
Stranger: let me say it like this... our day aint.... BOORING
Stranger: indeeed
Stranger: but, got to put out my dog's fires
Stranger: if he farts, the entire house will lit up
You: oh did the bears lit it?
Stranger: may be
Stranger: have fun
Stranger: eat some mooses
Stranger: your gonna feel the difference in a day or two
You: we don't have mooses here^^
Stranger: but watch the horn
Stranger: your tummy will have probs dealin with em if they is not used to em
You: ok
You: thx for the advice
Stranger: take care, eat some moose, and chase dogs that are on fire
Stranger: latez
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Scandinavians are indeed very funny fellow.
This time the cat too literally and not just in a figurative sense, as happens occasionally to chat Roulette, present and waves us drunk with joy to
Stranger: Hi!
You: SQUADALAH! We're off!
Stranger: huh?
You: These are the faces of evil!
You: You must conquer each!
Stranger: rua monk
Stranger:?
You: No
You: I do not believe in God
Stranger: ur messesd up.I hate
u Oh, I've probably said something wrong. But why would I even think of a monk? Or he thinks about the Commissioner Monk?
Well, this clearly raises the essential question of who has the prettier face, because now
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