values Hi blog readers!
glances now eagerly bordered to the following bizarre, absurd and totally crazy moments:
Confusing ghosts on Chatroulette
're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi, 19 m NOT horny here
You: Oh, great.
You: But I am a Hornet, you know?
You: How about you?
Stranger: Hornet?
You: Yes, indeed.
Stranger: what is that?
You: A flying, stinging insect
Stranger: ok
You: Where are you from? I may know the word in your own language
Stranger: i'm from the moon
You: I was sooner there!
You: I would have noticed you.
Stranger: you will be welcome
You: I already was there!
Stranger: but here there is a lack of oxygen
You: I sang on the Dark Side of the Moon Pink Floyd a singalong
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Too many pop culture references at a time, I fear.
Ghostface Batman and below are a friend and I, the generic top-Kiss a stranger whose tongue length but reaches almost to the Gene Simmons
're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hiya
Stranger: asl??
You: Greetings, Stranger!
Stranger: greetingd
Stranger: asl??
You: ASL? A slice lack?
You: A slice lack of what?
You: Of Intelligence?
You: Of Cognition?
You: Of rhetoric abilities?
You: As I said: GREETINGS, STRANGER: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected .
ignorance regarding the Internet long is punished with the same kind Zuneinungsbekundungen.
too intense ... steam treatments and plant care for the relief of pulmonary activity can be operated at Chatroulette
Stranger: hey
You: It's Umpa Lumpa -Time!
You: Let's do the Johnny Depp and Tim Burton Twist!
Stranger: Oompa Loompa doobadee, doo!
Stranger: lol
You: Danny Elfman is writing the score!
You: * Is composing
Stranger: lol
You: Yeah, you got it.
You: I have scissorhands, unfortunately: (
You. I hope will forgive me my keyboard
Your conversational partner has disconnected
As had. at least one of Tim Burton idea
family reunification -. which can germinate in me the question why yet at the same time in any of the Scream Part two Ghost Faces aufgetreten sind
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: Greetings, my friend.
Stranger: hw u doin
You: Very well, thanks.
You: But today I saw a flying saucer!
Stranger: wat hppnd
You: You remember the noise we heard the other night?
Stranger: wat noise
You: Exactly, but you're not remembering that sound.
You: We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
You: Now, don't you worry. The saucers are up there. The graveyard is out there. But I'll be locked up safely in there.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. to bring
My pathetic attempt to Ed Wood's timeless masterpiece, "Plan 9 from Outer Space" to the man struck, lack mercilessly ...
It follows Batman's example and lay down his hand to bed to indulge in the well-deserved sleep
're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hey, how r u doin' man
You: I'm a true texan Ranger and I think I just bit my tongue off
Stranger: GOod for you.
You: No, now I has broblems do sbeak
You: Could u helb me?
Stranger: I am soo swowwyy.
Stranger: I might helb you.
You: Did you bid your dongue ow too?
Stranger: I dint bide my dongue..
Stranger: bud i hear id hurds
You: So why aren'd you able to sbeak properly?
You: You has de same broblems jusd like me
Stranger: Because i feel like id bra
You: Hummmm now I got you, old Lucky Ned Pepper!
Stranger: Woo
Stranger: for you
You: John Woo?
You: Ohhh look the doves are flying around!
You: White doves. I really think John Woo is among us!
Stranger: You are so buzzed right now
You: No, sorry, but I'm always like this, I just can't handle Vegas
Stranger: Hahah. You are in Vegas
You: Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice.
Stranger: Do I have toooo?
You: You should have some.
You: What do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers,
Stranger: Hahah.
Stranger: I think tigers dream of being vegeterian. It's a nightmare of course.
You: That's a very good objection, my friend.
Stranger: Thank you.
Meine Imitation von LaeBoeuf hat dann doch funktioniert.
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